The Quotable Vampire Diaries

I created this page in the hopes to have more interaction between my fellow Vampire Diaries fans. Basically, I want you all to send me your favorite quotes from each week’s episode. I’ll update them to this page each week. Naturally, Damon is the best at the whitty one-liners, but tonight I found a few others, for instance Vampire Barbie herself, Caroline. Enjoy!

The Descent

“I’m going to have a friendly chat with ladywolf, brother. Ease up.”

“Oh, damn, there goes my plan to rip her spleen through her back.”

“Everyone just needs to stop kissing me.”

“Humanity is not all its cracked up to be.”

“I feel, Elena, and it sucks.”

“There’s been enough doom, gloom, and personal growth for one night.”

“It’s not going to make me want to adopt a puppy.”

DADDY ISSUES

“It means I care, Stefan. It means I’m changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness. Better watch your back, cause I may just have to go get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.”

“Yeah, but stupid’s so much more fun.”

“I see you got the bullet out. That was…..nasty.”

“Stop assuming I’ll play the good guy because it’s you who’s asking.”

Since Stefan got here first, I’m going to let him try it his way since my way is a little bloodier, so give us Caroline.

“I’m not girlie little Caroline anymore. I can handle myself.”

CRY WOLF
“Tell me you’re not going to kill him at the tea party.”

“You young vampires, so arrogant.”

“I’m an original. Show us a little respect.”

“That Elijah is one scary dude, but with nice hair.”

“You realize this is the third time I’ve saved your life?”

DINNER DATE

“It’s more of a hey I kissed you and thought you liked it…um, hang thing.”

“Yes, Stefan, I’ve become you. How tragic for both of us.”

“I don’t really pursue younger women.”

THE HOUSEGUEST

“I wanted out of the tomb. I didn’t care who paid the price. I knew you would die.”

“If it’s any concillation, I’m glad that you’re not dead.”

“I’m a winner when it comes to successful relationships.”

“You’re the unwanted houseguest, go feed yourself.”

“You’re going to let me live out my rock star fantasies and you are going to be my back up.”

“There’s absolutely no reason to keep him on the endangered species list.”

KNOW THY ENEMY

“Why don’t you call Alaric and let him know that his wife just showed up on his girlfriend’s doorstep?”

“I’m going to be honest with you, don’t mistake the fact that we haven’t set you on fire in your sleep for trust.”

“I don’t guess the witches like you being here.”

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